The purple panties have been recovered. No longer do I have to dread my husband going to work only to find my panties falling out from his pant leg. Nor do I have to face my brother and ask "Did you happen to see my panties in your house from our last visit?" To which he would answer, "Oh those ones. I was wondering why Britney Spears was here leaving her panties behind. Not to worry, the dog ate them eventually." So, I've decided that since the purple panties have resurfaced, I would use them to harness a discman to my body whilst I do my vacuuming. Just a thought.
signed, the willow
signed, the willow
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