"Attention valued shoppers, we have a nurse here to check you out to see if you have 'die-a-(long pause goes here)-betties'. If you or someone you love suffers from 'die-a-betties' then you can come on by and have your blood sugar tested for 'die-a-betties'."
Someone forgot to tell this announcer to put the proper em-PHA-sis on the proper syll-A-bles.
signed, the willow
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