Meet Emma, your driver for this holiday season. She's been kind enough to stay sober long enough to take the Barbies out this holiday season on more than one occasion. She'll be easily recognized when you see the pink Corvette pull up with candy canes strewn on the rear view mirrors. Buckle up and remember, stay off the road if you've decided to dip into the wobbly pops. If you can't do it for yourself, do it for the children or quite obviously: your own child.
signed, the willow taking a ride from Emma.
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