Boy at door selling papers: "Hi, I just wanted to let you know that we are doing a promotion with the Toronto Sun and you can sign up for $blah blah blah for blah blah blah weeks."
Me: "Oh, that's really nice. But you see, I did just sign up and pay for fifteen weeks and did not receive my Sun this Sunday. So I'm not going to be taking any more offers"
Boy (with sudden NY ghetto accent): "Oh. Did I just say the Toronto Sun? I meant to say the Hamilton Spectator!"
Me: "Well, you see I have newspaper-itis now since I pay for papers that I don't get."
Boy (walking, then running backwards): "Um, okay. Sorry about that"
signed, the willow
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