"I've informed you to leave cause I can't stand to hear you breathe"

Oh, okay maybe those weren't the words of then bachelorette, Jillian Harris, on last night's last episode of the most dramatic rose ceremony show ever, 'The Bachelorette'! But the were the words written by this guy:

Who looks an awful lot like this guy (who happens to have the same first name):

And this guy? Well, he just might have the same first name as the other two dudes above. However, he had a run in with my dog this morning. I'm sure that Ed Robertson and Ed That-Proposed-To-The-Bachelorette do not smell like Ed Le Pew.

signed, the willow