28 April 2009

But our beaches are free from Swine Flu








It may not be the balmiest weather and the water may contain a few dead seagulls, a couple thousand plastic water bottles, a few hundred million shards of broken beer bottle glass....but after all we aren't the origin of the swine flu. Now, thanks to hundreds of Canadians who have decided that our weather sucks and wanted some warmer weather, our beaches will contain their fecal matter and their swine flu that they will bring to us from their sunny vacation in Mexico! Just another germ to add to the list that have come home from Kindergarten this year. Oh hell's bells, if *Steve* and I can survive SARS, that we brought home from Terminal 3 at Pearson International into the depths of Antarctic Hell (aka Winnipeg in January) we can survive swine flu.
signed, the willow

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