Meet Deanna Pappas. She was going to marry this dude (and I do mean dude, as in snowboarding dude). She chose him when she was the Bachelorette on ABC. But he met another girl who was on a different season of 'The Bachelor' and ditched Deanna. Are you still with me?
This was the guy Deanna didn't choose. Jason. He's a real piece of work (or at least ABC made him seem that way). He became the Bachelor after Deanna ditched him for Surfer Dude above. He picked one girl whom he led on and then he dumped her for another girl, named Molly. It was inevitable. The third from last girl he picked was Jillian.
This was the guy Deanna didn't choose. Jason. He's a real piece of work (or at least ABC made him seem that way). He became the Bachelor after Deanna ditched him for Surfer Dude above. He picked one girl whom he led on and then he dumped her for another girl, named Molly. It was inevitable. The third from last girl he picked was Jillian.
Meet Jillian. She's Canadian. Wonder how she got roped into all this American Bachelorette drama? So now she's the new Bachelorette. Her hometown was somewhere like...Peace River in Alberta. But she goes by Vancouver as her home. I can relate to that. For years I told everyone my home was Winnipeg as no one would know where Sioux Lookout was. Nor would they care.
She can pick this guy. His name is Mike. Personally, I think he deserves a more exotic name and I think I dated him. No, never mind. 
This is Tanner P. He's so creepy. Let me begin with the fact that he has NO CHIN! Men need shoulders and chins. When they lack these two characteristics and become fixated on sucking on women's toes, it is just a recipe for disaster.
This is Jealous David. He has this thing for Juan. Just a shot in the dark, but perhaps David is gay and loves Juan. He's so jealous of him and almost killed Juan for not taking a shot of booze and pretending to do so.
Juan, Juan, Juan. There is something very underhanded in that boyish grin. I am sure that Juan is not going to make it all the way. Unless David and Juan kiss and make up.
Wes is here to promote his new country album. 
Robby. Robert. Rob. Jillian might keep him around for a while longer than Juan.
There is Ed. Ed seems good. I think Ed is going to make it to 2nd place. Or first. No, wait, probably just second. Because Jillian is going to find out that Ed is really.... 
....Ed from the Barenaked Ladies.
Jillian is going to have Ed and Kiptyn (below) sweating bullets in their limos as they pull up to propose to her in an exotic location.
That's just my humble opinion and not based on any psychic revelations.
Jillian is going to have Ed and Kiptyn (below) sweating bullets in their limos as they pull up to propose to her in an exotic location.
That's just my humble opinion and not based on any psychic revelations.
signed, the willow
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